Corrupt a wish

Granted, for a second.

I wish he'd stay here for at least a month.

Granted but then he kicks you from this forum.
I wish I was an adimin.

You already are, on your forum.

I wish I didn't just fall asleep.

Granted but then you fell a sleep.
I wish I had a stcik to poke you with

Granted, but I kill you for poking me.

I wish I knew how you got here.

Granted but I came back to life and you were so ammased I came back to life you forgot.
I wish I had all of Jonny Depps movies.

Granted, but you get cops as well.

I wish I didn't wake up so late.

Granted you woke up at 12:01 in teh morning.
I wish John Dillinger was alive.

Granted, but he respawned on a busy highway.

I wish I knew how teh f*ck you had bugspray nearby when teh Insectoids came. O.o

Granted. When teh bugs appeared they radioed teh space station who had them mass produce bugs spray.
I wish my mom didn't salt all teh chairs.

Granted, you salted teh chairs.

I wish I knew why.

To get rid of teh fleas.
I wish my dog didn't have fleas.

Granted, he now has horseflies.

I wish I had moar wishes!

Granted you got 2 moar wishes but you wasted it on a hat and a corndog.
I wish for a hat and a corndog.

Granted, you get a hat. teh hat is soggy, ruined, and has many holes. You never did get that corndog though.

I wish teh radio would play better songs right now.

Granted but you have to pee really bad and miss teh whole thing.
I wish I got that corndog

You get that corndog. teh very same one that has been thrown into thirty dumpsters.

I wish I don't forget this link

Granted but I annoy you everyday on it.
I wish I had a pack of corndogs and hats

You get neither, for you wished for two things.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted but you can only use them to get more Chucky Cheese tokens
I wish I had all your money.

Granted, you have all of my money... for one millionth of a second.

I wish I could take my warnings away.

Granted but then you get permbanned
I wish I knew teh adimins password

Granted, but you were banned at that time, forgot to record teh pass, and forgot it when you could get back on teh forums.

I wish I didn't feel horrible.

Granted you feel wonderful then I kick you in teh croutch and you feel even worse for a lesser time
I wish I had a PS3

Granted, but it kills itself too quickly for you.

I wish Staind wasn't so underrated.